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Squeaky clean



I got a little horny in the shower this morning. In my half awake state, I read the directions on the Old Spice Body Wash bottle. Not the usual "Lather, rinse, repeat"

Grab your ClOth
Squeeze it out.
Lather it up.
Rinse it off.


OK, I need a cold shower now ;-)
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Randomness or Fate?


sweetbaby_girl was over tonight to make yummy dinner and do laundry.

After dinner, I pulled out Upwords. The first four letters I drew:
B D S M

I kid you not! This was totally random, mind you!

At various other points, I was only one letter away from spelling "Clitoris" and "Orgasm".

The Universe either loves me or hates me -- I'm not sure which one yet.
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Sad farewell and new beginnings


I have haunted Hair Trigger since its earliest days in 1999 and through all of its many iterations. Where the webmaster (Matt?) got all his material, I'll never know. But it was a never-ending supply of high quality images of hot, hairy, muscular, masculine guys. The collage above is just a small sampling of what was on the site.

I'm sad to say that the site went down about a week ago. It's gone, vanished, disappeared without a trace. Even when it was up, it hadn't been updated since November. I have a feeling it's not coming back.

EDIT 2/17/07: It's back! :-) No new posts, but it's back!

The webmaster had a cryptic note in August that his boyfriend was in the hospital. Nothing has been noted on his guestbook. In my gut, I know something bad happened. I'm saddened, and wish I could reach across the miles to this man I don't know but who has brought me so many pleasurable hours.

Matt, wherever you are, I thank you for your hard work and dedication over the years. You have brought some amazing men to so many people. You are in my thoughts and prayers.

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On the same day I try to grieve over this loss, I bring you a site I just discovered that I think will provide some solace: The Underwear and Swimwear Guide. The images below were shamelessly stolen from the site. So, to make up for it, I'll send them some traffic. So go pay a visit, huh?

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My poor, neglected blog


I haven't updated in more than six months. Sheesh. I guess that whenever I find something online that excites me, I usually have to go take care of myself ;-) After that, it's back to reality, so I don't post much. So, here I am. I'll try to be better O:-)

I've kind of been on a hiatus from doing much surfing for porn lately. A few weeks before Thanksgiving, Andy's family came to visit, and soon after they left, my family came and was here through New Years. Then, I've been busy with a project in town.

Any time I did have for adult entertainment I tried to sort through the backlog of images I've downloaded over the last year. I got on a Colt kick, and tried to sort out all the yummy musclegods from the mere mortals.

Anyone else a little excited by the Superbowl? What was that about Colt & Bears *snicker*

It was a full moon on groundhog's day. Boy did I feel it. I've been super randy for about the last week. Andy and I have had fun, but I haven't gotten a real good pounding in a while, and I want one >:-)
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Hot art, hot boys



Tom of Finland remains the master of erotic art. It appears that Rob Clarke, however, is Tom's logical heir. More of a Tom of Finland with a great sense of humor (see above).

On a totally unrelated note, let me take a moment for a shoutout to one of my new favorite blogs, Les Ombres. No surprise, it focuses on men in their underwear. I was struck by a recent post featuring hottie Alessandro Hunter. Very cool sites, both of them!!
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Staring into space



My momma taught me that it's not polite to stare, but sometimes, it's damn hard not to!

Church is especially tough because it's easy to get distracted and want to look at the people. I remember growing up, I'd look around the congregation, and inevitably some hot guy would catch my eye, and I'd stare as his gaze was turned downward in prayer. Then, unexpectedly he'd look up, and I'd have to look away quick so as not to get caught. If anyone were ever to approach me (which they didn't), or worse, if momma ever asked me why I was staring at a guy (which she didn't), I had the perfect rebuttal: "He reminded me of someone, and I was trying to figure out who."

I'm terrible at flirting for this reason. I'll stare and stare, and then when they catch my gaze, I'll look away and try to look nonchalant. I realized lately that I just look unapproachable. I'm just not comfortable making eye contact for one or (gasp!) smiling at someone for fear that they'll think I'm checking them out. Which I usually am.

Such was the case recently. I've just got done doing a show with some extremely talented and gorgeous dancers. For some odd reason, I was the only actor not on stage at the end of the first scene, and as I retired to the dressing room, found the dancers changing costumes. As I turned the corner on the first night, I came cheek to cheek with the most perfect bubble-butt I've ever seen in person, perfectly framed by a dance belt. (The pic above pretty closely represents what I saw, except for the hard-on. Damn!) I sat down, and stared into the mirror, trying to master that far-away, spaced-out look, thereby covering the fact that I was staring unabashedly at said dancer's perfect ass. I'm sure he knew I was watching, as I got a pretty good look at his goods -- both front and back -- over the course of the show.

Even before the dress rehearsal, this dancer was the only one who even remotely interested me. There was a short, dark fireplug of a dancer who I would have thought would have turned my crank, but oddly enough, didn't (A little TOO military, maybe?) I thought another of the other dancers was extremely goofy-looking until I saw him changing. Then, I saw the chest. OMG! Imagine a shorter version of the model behind the cut, and you'll get the picture. Once I realized that he reminded me of some of the studs on the Hairy Jocks Videos, I was done. Two yummy dancers nearly naked in one night. Needless to say, I couldn't concentrate much on my performance!

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I must say, I still puzzle over Dance belts, the love-child of a jock and a thong. How comfortable could it be to dance in one of those things? Now, I like things up my butt as much as the next homo, but those guys have to go out and be extremely physical, and graceful to boot! Crazy. I'll stick to watching the dancers. And their dance-belt framed asses.
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Loving the gear



I have several handles I go by online, but the one I use most often is "gear_luvr."  I have a ridiculous obsession with underwear (save that story for another time).  I can't ever seem to stop buying underwear or swimwear or shorts.  My hormones overtake my common sense (and wallet), so I keep gaining more and more pairs.  Not that that's a bad thing :-)

The obvious favorites for any gay man are Undergear and it's father site International Male.  They also have a racier site which I love -- Maximum Exposure.  (What I'll never understand is why Undergear immediately stops publishing photos of any model who appears in adult films.  OK, I understand why, but I think it's silly.  I digress...)  Other sites that I visit from time to time:
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What other awesome sites am I missing?  Leave me a comment with your favorites -- summer is coming, you know ;-)
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Men meme

Tough guy
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You love men, you love testosterone and you know it. You like a bad-ass man who knows what he wants. He isn't what you might bring home to mom but I don't think it really matters - he's hot! Someone like.....Vin Diesel. But let's face it, the whole point of this was to look at a bunch of hot guys. If you liked what you saw, please rate my test!



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